Man sat across from me on the Piccadilly line, heading west at about 9.30pm. Shorts and a Watford football top on. Squash racquet between legs. Nobly eating a post-sport fruit salad.
Noble that is, until he follows it up with an entire pack of Haribo Tangfastic.
He is shovelling the tangy morsels into his gob but has a glum look on his face and is staring into the distance. Clearly in thought. Or maybe that's just his normal Tube face.
Anyway he's not pulling any of the funny faces from the ad.
Actually he's also got lots of empty Pret packaging too. Think he's offset his sport by now.